And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
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