We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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