I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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