How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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