we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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