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new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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