Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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