That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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