Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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