just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Drake has all the answers
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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