I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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