if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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