PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
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