tell your sister to shave her snatch
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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