he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
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I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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