he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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