Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
