fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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