Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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