i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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