are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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