So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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