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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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