Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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