I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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