I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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