Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
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