Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
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Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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