You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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