this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Randomize
