Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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