yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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