Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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