i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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