In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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