Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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