the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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