Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
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