The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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