Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
