Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Randomize
