My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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