office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I looked at my own cervix.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize