can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
