Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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