So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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