at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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