My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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