I think I died a long time ago.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Randomize
