Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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