I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i think i have herpe
just one?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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