Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
