im about as happy as oj after his trial
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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