yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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