I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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