In America we eat man semen.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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