i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
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