dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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