I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
We’re leaving where are you
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